House 7.15 - Bombshells

House 7.12 - You Must Remember This

House 7.12 - You Must Remember This

"She said my coffee’s not the only thing she’d like to put whipped cream on."

House 7.12 - You Must Remember This


House 6x15 - Private Lives

Be not afraid.

House 6.15 - Private Lives

House: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Chase: Oh, come on. I’m not that good-looking.
House: Yeah, you are.
Wilson: You kind of are.

House 6.17 - Lockdown

House 6x17 - Lockdown

Frustrated Wilson losing truth or dare to Thirteen.

House 6x11 - The Down Low

"We’re having a picnic. With wine."

House 6x11 - The Down Low

Wilson: Ran into Nora in the elevator. She no longer thinks we're gay. Now she thinks we're mendacious dirtbags.

House: Mendacious dirtbag comes much more naturally to me.

House 6x11 - The Down Low

Wilson: House.
House: What are you doing here?
Wilson: I’m here because-
House: Nothing you can say is going to change anything.
Wilson: I love this man. And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: Wow! This is unexpected.

Cockblock successful.

House 6x11 - The Down Low

Wilson: Maybe we could get dinner sometime.
Nora: Sure! If you promise to bring that good-looking guy with the cane.
Wilson: You mean House?
Nora: Your boyfriend’s name is House?
Wilson: He’s… not my boyfriend.
Nora: Oh! I’m sorry. What do you call each other? Husband? Partner? Lover?
Wilson: We’re not gay.
Nora: Seriously?

House 5x11 - Joy to the World

House: If I wanted gifts, I would just look deep into my patients' eyes and act like you. 'Oh, I'm so sorry you're dying, Mrs. Moron. Of course I'll sleep with you. What I lack in skill, I'll make up for in -'

Wilson: You'd just end up insulting her. Probably by calling her Mrs. Moron.

House 5x11 - Joy to the World

Wilson: Irene Adler. Christmas, 2001. Sarcoid symptoms but… she didn’t respond to methotrexate. I’ve never seen him so obsessed. He saved her with a last minute Wegner’s diagnosis, but the hours he put in, I thought it would kill him. And then, well… he fell for her. But it was too soon after Stacey and… It sounds silly, but Irene was… the one who got away.
Kutner: Really?
Wilson: No, you idiots, House is just screwing with you. You think there’s some woman with a mysterious green wrapping paper trademark?
Taub: Then how did you guess—
Wilson: I could be wrong. It’s possible a secret admirer gave House the same book I gave him last Christmas, and the same paper I wrapped it in, and the note I wrote.

House 4x10 - It’s a Wonderful Lie

House: Why don’t you take off that hat?
Wilson: It’s Christmas. It’s a reindeer.
House: It’s a moose on a Jew. 

I already have a husband.

Sarah Anne. 23. INTJ.

I like Disney, Hannibal, the Beatles, FC Bayern, and Star Trek TOS. And some other things. Like probably three other things. ♦

Currently obsessing over Jersey Boys. No regrets.

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