
House 6x11 - The Down Low
House: The jealousy is killing me.
Nora: Well, he clearly cares about you. Very much.
House: Why can’t he show it in a normal way? I’m so tired of him. All the silence and the resentment. I don’t know if I can go back there tonight. I need some time.

House 6x11 - The Down Low
Dear Olivia,
Let’s get married.
Love, Sarah
P.S. Would that make me a princess?

House 6x11 - The Down Low
Wilson: House.
House: What are you doing here?
Wilson: I’m here because-
House: Nothing you can say is going to change anything.
Wilson: I love this man. And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: Wow! This is unexpected.
Cockblock successful.

House 6x11 - The Down Low
Wilson: Maybe we could get dinner sometime.
Nora: Sure! If you promise to bring that good-looking guy with the cane.
Wilson: You mean House?
Nora: Your boyfriend’s name is House?
Wilson: He’s… not my boyfriend.
Nora: Oh! I’m sorry. What do you call each other? Husband? Partner? Lover?
Wilson: We’re not gay.
Nora: Seriously?

House 5x11 - Joy to the World
I shipped this so much until it actually happened. Awkward couple is awkward.

House 5x11 - Joy to the World
Whitney: We do other stuff in bed. Couldn’t his sperm have made it up there somehow?
House: More likely it came from the guy whose penis made it up there somehow, but… sure. Anything’s possible.