❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Trying to get people to watch Hannibal
lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
(Source: octupac)
to the people who are following me
- thank you
- im sorry
(Source: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants)
“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.
Sarah Anne is made of crepes, sharks, and desperation. With a dash of flamethrowers.
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator)
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello
Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like
(Source: dirkydirky)
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.