©LPAAYNE

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fairywine:

❒ Single

❒ Taken

✔ Trying to get people to watch Hannibal

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”

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to the people who are following me

  • thank you
  • im sorry

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imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.

What ingredients does it take to make you?

Sarah Anne is made of crepes, sharks, and desperation. With a dash of flamethrowers.

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Wanna see my new Epcot swag? —Actual thing that I just said
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April 07 2013 {♥ 1}

Duolingo really speaks to me.

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April 01 2013 {♥ 5}

despookinator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

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April 01 2013 {♥ 202130}

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merewuf:

kingcheddarxvii:

Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

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krvsty:

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

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March 28 2013 {♥ 136943}

hansolokrvsty

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laziismorez:

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

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msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

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March 23 2013 {♥ 91097}

unreasonablymemsynergy