PARTNER!♥

I wish someone would come and follow me around and shout at me to do the things that I should do, and kick me in the shins when I start doing something I probably shouldn’t ~~(like making pointless text posts that no one cares about)~~.

Alternately, it would be nice if things would clean themselves, my homework would do itself, and I had a secret twin who could go to work for me so that I could stay home and try to figure my social life out.