I love when Doc’s like “it’s okay Copernicus, everything is gonna be fine.”
Like clearly Copernicus is upset by the fact that he’s dead in the future and he’s been replaced by another dog named Einstein, HELLO EVERYTHING IS NOT GOING TO BE FINE FOR COPERNICUS HAVE SOME SYMPATHY DOC.
I think I might just need to update Chrome, because this is the one that came preloaded with the computer and I just realized that means it’s probably really old… Otherwise maybe it’s a problem with the fact that my laptop is a weird resolution (1280x800)?
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4:00 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE.”—
ACTION: 1. have you ever gotten into a physical fight? 2. have you ever tried to escape from home? 3. have you ever saved anyone’s life? 4. have you ever been in a car accident? 5. have you ever broken a bone? ROMANCE: 6. do you hope to get married? 7. do you plan on having kids? 8. do you like anyone right now? 9. have you ever cried over someone you liked before? 10. hugs or kisses? HORROR: 11. do you believe in ghosts/spirits? 12. have you ever had a “paranormal” experience? 13. what’s your biggest fear? 14. are you scared of the dark? 15. how often do you have nightmares? COMEDY: 16. have you ever laughed so hard your chest started to hurt? 17. when was the last time you laughed to the point of tears, and what happened to cause it? 18. is it easy to make you laugh? 19. what’s something you find funny that most people don’t think is funny? 20. have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?
Oh yeah can we talk about how this customer thought it would be cool to make a joke about taking advantage of me and then told me to “stop freaking out” when I told him that was not okay? Yeah alright that’s totally cool man.