it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
I just Skyped with my cousins to surprise them that they’re coming to Disney tomorrow to visit me (by casually suggesting that they should come see me tomorrow) and it was awesome. They started jumping up and down and yelling.
In other news, Snow White and Aurora will be meeting with their villains at the Halloween parties instead of their princes, and I am not amused.
Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again
Me:Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
Homophobic Historian:THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian:SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me:But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian:THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian:LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me:But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--